But I’ve often wondered where people, especially men, get these assortments of bracelets, strings, and rubber bands that they wear on their wrists.
I was never convinced that bracelets are a suitable fashion accessory for men like me (sticks in cynical mud, in case you were wondering), but I was taken aback by the colorful strings that started out. to become popular.
In fact, I don’t think any of the department stores I’ve ventured into have a string section.
Client: “I’m looking for a piece of string to tie around my wrist.
Fashion retail assistant: “Yes, you will find our designer pieces of string just under suits, faded shirts and next to sportswear. Is this a formal piece of string that you are looking for or for fun? “
Client: “Formal. I’m attending a funeral.
Then I found out where they came from. The German grabbed my wrist and tied a piece of string around it.
Case resolved. Wearing twine is due to those interested in spiritual healing and mindfulness. (You might know it better as gibberish).
“What is this?” I moaned, clawing at the attachment.
“It’s for luck,” said sweetheart, with blazing eyes that kept me from succeeding.
Apparently, there is an assortment of ropes available that offer spiritual benefits, ranging from keeping evil spirits away to luck.
I had doubts, but I was not ready to broadcast them. These spiritual, peace-loving people can become wicked when provoked. Remember the yoga riots of 97 or the Pilates troubles of 2012? The air filled with flying cork yoga blocks and streets dotted with burst buckwheat bolsters and trampled yoga mats. Always makes me go out with a cold sweat.
Anyway, with my lucky charm in place, I went out to play cricket for my home team. And would you believe it… we lost. Not only that, but I was carried by a field firefighter with a calf injury and haven’t been able to play cricket since!
I pointed this out to my other half as we were walking (hobbling) through women’s fashion stores on a Saturday afternoon when I should have been playing cricket.
Putting my best face together “a lot for your good ideas” and waving my sad string gauntlet in the air, I said, “It’s not the best of good luck charms, is it?” “
Without skipping a beat, she said, “I didn’t say who’s lucky.”